From 11th of March 2020 to 27th March 2020
I will blend the next sixteen days but the events will be more or less in order. It is blended because it is a hotch potch of maintenance, observations and day to day readying for our run across the Nullarbor to Perth.
We successfully negotiated our way out of the driveway from hell in one successful exercise under the watchful eye and instruction of my mate Des, his backing and manoeuvring experience reflected in the success of the operation. A few bush scratches on the bull bar, but that’s what it’s there for.
BACK IN THE CITY
Checked into Levi Park again, to be close to all the running around we had to do. Hindmarsh Square in the city, I saw, for the first time an electric car plugged into a ‘filling station.’ Tynte Street North Adelaide, an unique pedal bike I have never seen before. A VALLKREE. Their spelling, not the classic ‘Valkyrie.’ N.B. Valkyrie. noun SCANDINAVIAN MYTHOLOGY each of Odin’s twelve handmaids who conducted the slain warriors of their choice from the battlefield to Valhalla.
Got the car serviced and there on the hoist was a shiny black, I think 1965 fast back Mustang. I wouldn’t kill for one but ….!? Then noticed they had a sense of humour on complaints. See photo of sign. The place was BMW on Main North Road at Sefton Park. No. Not Bavarian Motor Works. Brentons Mechanical Workshop, run by Brenton and son Jesse. This was yet another worthy recommendation from my cousin Mal. Mal is a wealth of information and knows just about any and every service person worth knowing, which includes the tyre place across the road from BMW, Best Drive/Continental run my Michael and Dimitri. You know how from time to time we long for businesses from the good old days, when they were run by good guys who charged fair prices. Well congratulations. These two places are just like that.
WALKERVILLE AND WOOLIES
We went to Woolworths Walkerville to stock up and noticed the nice little park across the road from the store for the first time. Either they created it over night or we aren’t very observant. A few plaques told the story, or stories. LH Howie Principal of the School of Art brought students here to sketch nature. Also Mary P Harris an artist from Yorkshire established a sanctuary here. A real chunk of history for that neck of the woods and right on the river. There was a carving of a chap with a loincloth. We had to make the assumption it represented the indigenous aboriginals of the area although the loincloth looked more like a red Indian. A plaque wouldn’t have been wasted but it’s not a perfect world. Sorry to break it to you. A free book exchange box, lots of shaded seats and just across the road form panic buyers paradise.
We had seen the evidence of panic toilet paper buying in ‘the burbs’ but surely not here in prestigious and sophisticated Walkerville? Yep. Sorry to disappoint but cretins really get around. They are amongst us. They exist everywhere and they multiply. Panic buying had spread from toilet paper to baked beans, flour and pasta. There was only one can of baked beans left and while I can’t remember the special flavouring, I remember I didn’t want it either and while all those racks were bare, by far the biggest and barest was the TOILET PAPER. Unbelievable!!
HUTT STREET, ST PADDYS and SHILAZ (not mis-spelt)
I watched this lady pull off the road and park (?) with all the intent and discretion of a slug. I have blocked her number plate because I do not want to be unkind or sued, not necessarily in that order. Over the line and almost two metres from the kerb, she walked of with not a sausage of doubt or regret. Bless her limited heart.
We were in Hutt Street, our future stomping ground when we stop travelling. Our house is just around the corner. We noted the councils effort to brighten things up with a Flower Power ‘Bug’. It was a flash back but to me took up valuable parking space. What a sour puss I am.
We were on a roll as it was the magic day of March 17th and my favourite day of the year. However, St Paddys, Adelaide Oval function had been cancelled. We phoned the Irish Club only to be told, they hadn’t had time to organise anything after the Oval cancellation. They further added ‘try a pub’ and I established that the front bar of the Brecknock in King William Street was indeed ‘IRISH.’ We passed the Police Club on the way and popped up to the second floor. but that’s another story. ….
Well in fact the board room was named after my grandfather on my mother’s side. This was done years ago. We were invited to go to the opening but mum couldn’t because of a family feud and the other warring side would be there. So, around forty/fifty years later, I had my photo taken pointing up to the sign above the door which read, ‘H.G. HENDERSON BOARD ROOM’. I was told the photo was not to be posted on public media , I guess because it showed a particular part of the Police premises. So I have cropped it down and now it’s just a meaningless photo of me pointing up for no particular reason in no particular place. I have complied.
We got to the Brecknock and it was indeed Irish and in swing. We had A GUINNESS, one only (!!) because we were driving. but I met another ‘Carroll’ and the bar person ‘Kim’ was a love.
The other ‘Carroll’
Bar person, ‘Kim’ who was a love.
In the evening we met Jim and Pam. A night at the Gin Long, an Asian restaurant that enjoys playing up Asian pronunciations of basic items. As an example we had a house Riesling and a Shiraz, which in fact came out as Liesling and Shilaz. Nice night. A good Lesalont.
NORTH ADELAIDE , HARLEYS AND COLONOSCOPIES
The old North Adelaide Hotel in Tynte Street has now closed and it is a real shame. Beautiful building and located opposite the North Adelaide Post office so giving one a double reason for clearing the post box. A bit of trivia. It was the pub used for the farewell bar scene in the Australia film ‘Gallipoli.’ I was in there having a drink with friend PM and I told the new owner this fact. He didn’t know but googled it while we were there and identified the stained glass front window in the film. More trivia. My cousin Mal had the Cathedral Hotel at the time. He was approached by the film makers and asked to use the bar in his pub. However, they wanted the bar for six weeks to film and Mal quite rightly didn’t want to lose six weeks bar trade. Would you?
Next, came across a serious Harley service shop. Every photo tells a story.
It comes to those who wait. It was determined, I should have not only a colonoscopy but endoscopy. Both ends. I weathered all the jokes such as, ‘if they only have one camera, do the endoscopy first’ etc etc etc. For those who have never had one, firstly try to imagine how clean your bowel must be for the camera and them imagine what must happen to get it that clean. If you are feeling just a little ‘blocked’ have some of the stuff pictured. The experience reminded me a little of the space shuttle take offs.
PHOTOS, FLASH CARS AND THE ARMED SERVICES.
We decided to do a short photography course and I spotted this car sticker on a car in the car park. I found out it was purchased overseas. I wanted one. No can do. Walking back, we noticed a wedding in the magnificent Naval, Military and Air Force Club on Hutt Street in the city. The waiting wedding cars were a car collectors fantasy. Look at the photos and dream of the old days. I had a 1968 GTS Monaro as per the blue car but grey and V8 instead of 186. I sold it for next to nothing which is on the list of regretful acts of waste. I still have nightmares about it.
SLEEP APNOEA and COMMUNITY
My charming says ‘You snore too much.’ So she insists I have the test and I qualify for a self application Sleep Apnoea test at home with all the gadgets. We get the instruction and the kit. That night I turn myself into a home experiment. I could have sworn at one stage I picked up short wave. It was remarkably non intrusive or inconvenient. Mind you I wouldn’t buy one and use it for the hell of it. The waiting time for results is four weeks (?) so the clock is ticking.
Encouraging to see a community exercise in a suburb with book exchange and fruit deposit for free to anyone who happens to pass and fancies it. Even a couple of chairs to sit and eat it. Nice thinking. Everyone should seriously look at this. I was impressed.
CHANGE
Now … This virus thing is forcing us to have a serious think. We are in a caravan park and things are tightening up. We no longer use the ablution block for fear of human contact and shared facilities. So we have to use the caravan toilet and empty it every day or two at the park dump spot. What to do? Anyway, our trip across the Nullarbor is off … for now.