Thursday 27th May 2021.
Early bed last night so up at 7am AND still got 9 hours!
We have yet another lazy day, although we do plan the next step or two of our trip and make a few phone calls. It got so close to lunch, we stayed in the van for that and eventually got going mid afternoon, sort of when we should have been heading home for a laydown. Anyway, we had two goals for today. Sandalwood and ‘Hoochery.’ So off we go …
Rocky outcrop with obelisk or marker of some sort. Trig point?
N.B. A triangulation station, also known as a trigonometrical point, and sometimes informally as a trig, is a fixed surveying station, used in geodetic surveying and other surveying projects in its vicinity. The nomenclature varies regionally: they are generally known as trigonometrical stations or triangulation stations in North America, trig points in the United Kingdom, trig pillars in Ireland, trig stations or “trig points in Australia” and New Zealand,[1] and trig beacons in South Africa. Triangulation pillar is the more formal term for the concrete columns found in the UK, however, the informal term, “trig point”, is used more often.
Well I’ll be! Another Boab.
Taking into account, the tourist map was not to scale, the GPS decided to show us just how much it hates our guts and a few miscalculations, we miraculously find the Sandalwood shop. It is almost ‘Chinese Dentist’.
They had a curtained off café area. I asked if coffees were available and was told ‘No. You’re too late.’ It was a throw away line from me. We had been told back at the Information Centre two days earlier that they had closed it a while ago, so she was indeed correct. We were too late. Probably about a month or two.
N.B. ‘Chinese Dentist.’ (2.30 … ‘Tooth Hurty’. Is this politically incorrect or just a little English humour? Who cares? To give accreditation but respect privacy, I heard it and had it explained to me by a young Brit I will call S.G. about four years ago.
Anne focuses on the products and the bouquets.
I focus on the process of getting Sandalwood Oil and why it is so expensive. It is quite a process. To start with, they use Indian Sandalwood trees as they only take 15 years to mature for use. 12 metres high. The Australian Sandalwood takes 80 years and must have a colder climate so are grown down south. Even then the Australian product is cheaper as not so desirable or dynamic. The Indian is not just a nice bouquet but also a pharmaceutical product.
Sandalwoods are parasitic and leech off other tree roots, so they are grown between rows of other ‘host’ trees which eventually die off as they are ‘sucked dry’ by the Sandalwoods. If you have amazing squinting abilities, you can see this on the sketch below. The photo below shows the Sandalwood ‘suckers’ on the host tree roots. They go from host tree to host tree one after the demise of the other. Bottom line is if you planted one in your garden, after 15 years you entire garden would be one sandalwood. From a layman’s point of view, (mine) what a bastard of a tree!
At $130 for a tiny little, I think 10mil bottle, Anne decides she doesn’t need any. She has her beauty therapy essential oil collection stored and thinks she has some anyway.
On down the road just 1km to the ‘Hoochery.’
N.B. hooch. Informal alcoholic drink, especially inferior or illicit whisky.
Time limit. 5 minutes to close time? Time for two tastings only, so skip the whisky (Ouch!) and straight to the two Gins. A white and a pink The white has just been released. (What? For good behavior?)
These are the two we taste. ‘Argyle Pink’ on the right, described as an Australian Dry Gin, distilled with East Kimberley native botanicals. The new one on the left cheekily named ‘Out of the Ord’ is described as Australian Tropical Gin distilled with botanicals and fruits from the Ord River Valley.
For those who are anally retentive when it comes to details, squint like you have never squinted before and lap the details up. To those less ‘focused, they are both good but different so we bought the one with the Kitch-iest name. FYI Out of the Ord was $82 and the pink about $87 or $89
N.B. Kitsch (/kɪtʃ/ KITCH; loanword from German) is art or other objects that, generally speaking, appeal to popular rather than “high art” tastes. Such objects are sometimes appreciated in a knowingly ironic or humorous way.
Here’s the guy we chose and I have called it Anne’s Gin. N.B. I have bought Baileys and Lemoncello for Anne. They sit there ‘still’ unopened after I have lost count of how many months. Therefore while it is ‘Anne’s Gin, let it be known, I figure two months grace, then the ‘Anne’ tag is removed. So I will drink some as from 27th July this year. Now …. Anne is forewarned IF she reads the blog.
I asked what the significance of the painting with the three naked girls at the pool. When I did not receive an answer, I suggested, ‘Maybe the owners daughters?’ Apparently Gin Distillery employees are born without senses of humour. Very sad.
I was driving so I let Anne have most of the tasting. I think she was a little ‘on the way’ by the time she got to the visitors comment book. I suspect she probably put how much she liked Sandalwood Oil.
We are thinking this sort of ex-car probably belonged to an over-taster.
Things growing. Wonder what it was?
Someone who actually DID have a sense of humour has painted up an old car with flowers etc. and popped a dummy in it. That’s the trouble with the world today. Too many ‘stiffs’ with no sense of humour.
This triple turned in front of us about 300 metres before. I think he felt bad about it and turned off to let me pass.
Yet another rocky outcrop.
Back to town. Fuel up for tomorrows departure. Coles for last minute un-necessaries. Home. A beer, a short chat to the couple next door, shower, Gin, nice piece of steak with veg, glass (three) of red. bit of TV, bed.
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