Wednesday, 20th AND Thursday 21st October. 2021
Sunny but wet from last night.
I got up before 6am for a farewell to Phil but he sneaked out.
Never mind. We shall return one day.
Look at that flash of colour! Look closer.
Rainbow Lorikeet? Now I was about to say, ‘look at this handsome chap.’ then I thought is it a ‘chap'(? ) so I google …
N.B. Identical feathering and coloration make it impossible to discern a male lorikeet from a female. If you have a pair of the same age, the male will usually be slightly larger. The only way to tell with certainty is to have your veterinarian perform a DNA test using droppings or feathers.
DNA test? I don’t need to know that bad.
Then the thought occured … and I found out the obvious … You may know rainbow lorikeets, but what about all the other lorikeets?
So maybe this guy isn’t a Rainbow Lorikeet.
On this, the last day, Anne spotted and photographed (this is her photo.) the vegetable garden digger we have heard about.
Phil’s hacienda. Very comfortable.
On – on as the Hasher’s say.
Lots of roadwork … or signs purporting to do so. I also noticed here and subsequent sites later today that there where lots of ‘civilian’ vehicles being used. SUBCONTRACTORS which may explain the stupid run in I had with them. See below later. No pics. ( I wish I had photos.)
So this guy on the left has what appears to be his own car there and the back is opened. That I assume is for the three witches hats on the right. No work. Just him admiring his installation of said hats. How proud he must be.
On to Goomeri . A pie, a coffee and under a sign reminding me to make the most of my rapidly diminishing life.
I thought, Well I am! I’m having a coffee and a meat pie! If I am hungry, need some protein and I am a little bit tired while driving, these are the two ideal items to be consuming. Twats! In-fact …. take that damn sign down! I know what’s best for me. Just put it up when you see a stupid person coming in.
Goomeri
N.B. Goomeri, a rural town in the former Kilkivan Shire, is 60 km west of Gympie and 180 km north-west of central Brisbane. It is thought that the name derives from an Aboriginal word describing a fighting shield. … Typical of larger country towns, a retail emporium was built near the railway station.
This was the shop with the sign.
On to Meet Fred K at Broadwater Camping Reserve which is basically a rural green and wooded field next to a large creek. A nice place. However first the stupid run in with the stupid road workers.
We are looking for this sign …..
… and we know we are close. But we come to road/line marking. There is a marker mobile machine doing the left side line right on the edge of the road. Heaps of space on the road. It is a relatively small machine and he is hugging the left very edge.
There is another vehicle stopped in front of us and pulled over with ‘Go Slow’ on the back. I see only the side line is being done and assume I can go slow, as indicated . So I slowly pull out to overtake. I barely move out, maybe 2 metres and the driver starts waving his arm out the drivers side window. So I back back and he comes charging at me. He says, ‘I told you to stop when I waved my arm!’
I said, ‘The sign indicated go slow. If you wanted me to stop you should have had a sign that said STOP. You only waved your arm when I started to move and I did stop.’ It went on from there. In all the Hoo-Ha we over shoot our turn off by about 5 metres. So I attempt to back up.
Now, it is a very quiet road and a quiet day at that. There are only 5 vehicles on the road and had been for the whole performance. The line marker who is oblivious of the fracas, the ‘s**t for brains’ noisy one who I have assessed is an inexperienced sub-contractor, then us in the middle, then behind me a farmer with a hay bail in his ute and then an official/real female road worker I.D.’d by her vehicle. They are back about 7 metres from me so I reverse to get back to my right turn just 5 paces back. Farmer Jim pulls up along side me and gives me a loud and boisterous serve suggesting I will kill people and I am dangerous. I let him finish then he drove off. He was well pleased with himself I am sure. Then up comes ‘Madam Lash’ and gives me a serve as well, including a threat to call the Police. I didn’t have a chance to say, ‘Call them and make sure s**t for brains is there because he caused all this.
The problem is anyone who is basically servient but with just a tiny bit of power, hangs out for the chance to use that little bit of power and when they do, they brandish it like a sword. That’s her. He was just stupid.
Anyway, we take our turn down a dirt but sealed road, open a gate and let ourselves into the field. It has a few mud pits. but Fred appears to show us the way. I had to ask if it was Fred because I have never seen him. He guides us to his site.
Well here. History. Fred and I first talked on the phone about 2001 when I think he wanted to place an advert for work in the current paper I was sort of managing. We just happened to stay in touch over the twenty years. Neither of us had laid eyes on each other for that period. We were effectively, ‘pen pals’ to use the a old, old term.
Here is where we set up.
If you squint you will see a rainbow about in the middle of the photo growing out of the tree closest to the middle and leaning slightly right.
A camp fire on a moon lit night …
Steaks on the hot plate, potatoes in aluminium foil in the fire, salad, red wine and dare I say, ‘Ah ….. The serenity.’
Thursday 21st October. 2021
I stick my head out at 6.30am and see the mist or fog. Google …
N.B. Fog and mist differ by how far you can see through them. … Fog is when you can see less than 1,000 meters away, and if you can see further than 1,000 metres, we call it mist.
That’s less than a kilometre so it’s fog.
Fred warned us there were a lot of ‘Weaners’ around and here they come.
N.B. Weaner: A young animal that has been weaned from its mother’s milk to live completely on pasture. (See ‘vealer’). Weaning: Separating calves from their dams so that the offspring can no longer suckle.
Fred demos to Anne how harmless they are.
It was a good meeting. Great to finally get together.
A few of Fred’s handy bush tools. Time’s up and now to turn and start the push to Adelaide. We have a couple of reasons for a push home now, right back through Three Ways. However, later when the covid thing mellows and NSW opens up, it will be a relatively short hop to return here.
Shut the gate and we are off.
Schmick house on the way out.
On -on.
Kingaroy. Shopping, empty toilet cassette, a coffee and toasted sandwich and a new GPS. Yes that rotten bitch of a thing we cursed and screamed at gave up. Anne instantly missed her.
At the Carvery Cafe I am given the licence to kill.
Now I said we had a toasted sandwich. This is it. A ham and cheese toasted sandwich. That one thin stain in the middle I have identified to be in fact not a stain but a very, very thin slice of ham. It had to be cut with an electric slicer. No human hand held knife could have cut it that thin.
I described it as just the cutest little sandwich I have ever seen.
Then to ‘The Little Butcher,’ named as such. He wasn’t that small but he did have Dry Aged Meats. People buy cuts and leave them there to mature. Apparently the drying out intensifies the flavour. You just cook it as per normal and the flavour is much better. We will find out. We bought a steak for $26 and big enough to cut in halves. We shall see.
They’ve all got names on them. They are owned by customers and being aged by the butcher.
While waiting for your spouse, do you waste time or study? There was a botox sign on the wall. I didn’t know there were different parts of lips. (?)
Cupids bow?
The new GPS. As yet, not named.
We aimed for Chinchilla but only made it to Jandowae.
Showgrounds, $15 for power, water toilets and showers. Plenty of space, about 80 sites, volunteer ran and only 4 of us here. Utopia.
For the first time in quite a while, we get the chairs out and sit outside the van. Very tired tonight. I got seafood mix from the Woolworth’s Deli and was going to do a pasta Marinara. We decide just to do eggs on toast. Of course Anne’s serious Gin and Soda may have helped the decision. It didn’t matter. Oh. This is how tired I was. Two small glasses of red only. Cast Away movie is on but I am going to bed.
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